Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

skintern

An overly underdressed intern

When the skintern bent over, people started throwing singles at her.

by steve gingrich August 12, 2005

seifter

A foreign object ejected from the butthole or vagina.

"that thing came at me like a flying seifter!"

by Joachim Preza February 17, 2008

Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017

kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'

Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"

by AndyOne October 26, 2007

Swifterize

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.

Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.

by Swifterize August 15, 2014

Skitterbees

Those disgusting mini M&Ms which have lower-quality chocolate.

Bro 1: Are those M&Ms in that bowl over there?
Bro 2: Nope, those are Skitterbees.
Bro 1: Lame!

by maniac_man February 15, 2017