skewer belly

A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.

I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly.

by WillSchuester May 26, 2017

Skewed

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

Skewel

School. Pronounced like skewer with an L in place of R.

I start skewel on monday.

by Teilor91 November 23, 2011

spewee

the production of radio active vaginal liquid

The man got three kinds of cancer from the spewee after the armenian noodle dip.

by George Pitzen May 1, 2015

Skewie

Australian slang for schooner

Hey boys, keen to head to the pub for a couple skewies

by Vinesy82 April 20, 2017

Skewed Perspective

The mindset of viewing things through a new, or skewed, perspective; looking at things from a different angle; the act of not following the crowd.

My life has greatly improved ever since I’ve had a skewed perspective.

by kerylteith May 24, 2022

Skewered

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014