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skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
skallywank by vogla January 13, 2013
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Adjective, Use to describe modified cars that are done really badly. Usually on tiny cars, small engines, big stereos. Usually Micra's or Punto's.

Can also be tagged onto badly accessorised people.
Jesus look at the state of that car! It's spaldy! Dopey Bastard!
Spaldy by Adam Fogarty August 16, 2006
Word you can use in any situation to express surprise, content or agreement.
- He was the best of them!
- Skalay.
skalay by Lieutenant-Colonel April 4, 2022
Joe was saldy that he was born a funny lookin fat kid that likes to eat 24/7/

Eric was very saldy after Michael tore his ass up!
Saldy by Mini Horse December 28, 2009

skallywag 

1. SKALLYWAG- a crackhead or crackwhore, one that lives on the streat and bums for money to buy alcohol or drugs. one that will rob an old lady of her purse to get a quick fix.
EX. Tell your skank ass skallywag mom to stop asking me for change before i pimp slap that ho with powder on my hand.
skallywag by PIMP S. May 17, 2004

Skallyswag 

A skank whose got swag. She got talk game but she's nasty.and promiscuous. She will make you think she's cool smart and intelligent but in reality she's trampy funky and uneducated. And often is found letting the street late night looking for a dick to suck. she looks cool doing so but looks are deceiving. Don't be fooled! It's a mirage!
Damn that hooker bitch got skallyswag!!!