This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
1. SKALLYWAG- a crackhead or crackwhore, one that lives on the streat and bums for money to buy alcohol or drugs. one that will rob an old lady of her purse to get a quick fix.
EX. Tell your skank ass skallywag mom to stop asking me for change before i pimp slap that ho with powder on my hand.
A skank whose got swag. She got talk game but she's nasty.and promiscuous. She will make you think she's cool smart and intelligent but in reality she's trampy funky and uneducated. And often is found letting the street late night looking for a dick to suck. she looks cool doing so but looks are deceiving. Don't be fooled! It's a mirage!