Situation

The situation .. yours never changed

Never does ..

Despite what you write

Soon?

lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..

I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …

There were openings ..

But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening

I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem …

XWifey mk2 vibes

No thanks …

Got used to cuddling up to myself …

And talking to myself …

At least I know where I stand then ..

Don’t think you have the same problem ..

Situation .. can’t do bs

Won’t do bs

Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in

by LetsTalkAboutX April 16, 2023

The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

SITUATION

A cute or attractive girl or guy

Damn baby cute she lookin like a real SITUATION, she be on her fly tip

by situation March 21, 2017

Situation

Thotimus prime, toxic friend and a back stabbing bitch

A: Omg, remember Becca she was such a situation
B: omg, that bitch slept with my ex

by Yeehaw69420 August 21, 2019

Situation

(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.

You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.

by heroworship April 1, 2011

A situation

A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.

Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!

by roblevistala February 5, 2010

SITUATION

Something or someone who is higly attractive, person, place or thing

Aye that's a real SITUATION right there

by situation March 21, 2017