sitemare

A developer's term for a tedious web project, usually due to poor guidance planning, unreasonable goals and constantly shifting requirements.

Julie asked me to do a simple web page for her art project but it quickly turned into a sitemare.

by Phluker October 9, 2009

stimax

stoned imax
that is, the process of viewing an imax movie ridiculously high.

do you want to go see a stimax today?

by a.cad December 3, 2010

sitemap.xml

A sneaky little file that web developers use to communicate with aliens in a secret language called "Geekese." This extraterrestrial communication device was accidentally discovered by a webmaster who happened to have a close encounter while browsing through lines of code late at night.

Person 1: Hey, I was trying to find the sitemap.xml file for Urban Dictionary. Any idea where I can locate it?

Person 2: Ah, you mean the secret treasure map of slang? Urban Dictionary has an unconventional twist to their sitemap. It's not just any regular sitemap.xml—it's the "sitemap-https.xml.gz"!

Person 1: Wait, why does it sound like a top-secret mission? What's with the "https" and the "gz" at the end?

Person 2: Well, Urban Dictionary knows how to keep things spicy. The "https" is their way of encrypting their linguistic gems, so only the language enthusiasts can access them. And the "gz" stands for "glossary zaniness," where they compress all the outrageous definitions into a single file. Just remember, once you enter that sitemap-https.xml.gz, there's no going back. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through the quirky corners of the urban lexicon!

by rock_more July 11, 2023

Situmation

A incidence that in no good, crazy and completely un understandable.

This Situmation is no good dude, I am so lost.

by Big Brass November 23, 2009

sitsmarch

When you do nothing but sit for the duration of March.

Forget stoptober, i'm doing sitsmarch. Along with unscrupulously winning the advent window question ,)

by Mr Loophole.. December 13, 2018

sitina

Sitina is a gorgeous girl with a bright personality she is funny intelligent and understanding. Sitina is caring loving and grateful, she make u smile heaps.

Sitina is beautiful .

by Sitina-name definition May 21, 2018

Sitsmarch

A long established competition, where otherwise active and able people do nothing but sit for as long as possible during working hours. Held in March each year, sitsmarch may one day become a national event. Many critics of the event suggest the event could lead to increased obesity, diabetes and someone uncannily beating others in the advent window challenge.

I wonder who will be crowned the sitsmarch champion this year.

by Mr Loophole.. December 14, 2018