sinking a battleship

to drop one, or to make an excretion

It smells in there! What were you doing? Sinking a battleship?

by hewhospoopsnot June 29, 2006

Sinking the Kursk

To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.

"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"

by brizbraz February 23, 2009

sinking a cone

Pulling the burning bud through a cone piece. Thus dunking it in water which is where the sinking part comes from. This is popular throughout Australia's cannabis culture.

Oh yeah I was with the boys last arvo sinking a cone cunt.

by Myniggajeffory December 17, 2017

Slop-Sinking

Fornicating in/on company used work areas such as slop-sinks, walk-in freezers and utility closets.

1.) Bobby: "you take that girl home from the bar and give her the ol' sweet dick willy?"

Joe: "Nah, my wife was waiting for me at home so I took her in the back room and slop-sinked her."

2.) "I got fired cause the security cameras caught me slop-sinking while I was on the clock."

by Slop-sink March 25, 2010

Sinking Feeling

Imagine you are in the comfort of your own home and just went for a massive dirty shit. On completion and full ruination of the bowl you look around to realise there is no toilet roll. After the initial panic you decide that you must leave the toilet and hunt for toilet roll. On standing up you feel your arse cheeks sandwich together at which point you have that sinking feeling.

Better check first for toilet roll, you don't want to get that sinking feeling.

by Libertine August 20, 2016

sinking the brown

anal sex

i pulled out of the pink and sunk the brown

by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003

sinking the titanic

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"

"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.

by bardock obama October 10, 2013