Simpsoner JR

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.

My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR

by WildERP August 26, 2013

simpter

a skater who also simps over girls.

Tony: man he's such a simpter

Jaws:YES

by BIGFLOOFDASIMP December 29, 2020

Simployer

A person (usally female)with a online following gained by posting sexual based content with the agenda to move her army to a paid subscription social media platform for monetary gain

Wow Belle is the biggest Simployer on onlyfans

by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021

Simpteri

A man who is willing to do anything to win over or please a woman except admit that How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) is the most quotable movie. Most likely has boyband like hair and a big ego. Pretty easy on the eyes but always must be right. He is an excessive button pusher but can be tamed with waffle crisps and anime.

Man, that Enteri guy is such a simp. He needed his own brand of simp. He has become Simpteri.

by ladykenobi May 27, 2021

Sloptober

Event; Sloptober consists of getting slop in the month of October🎃
Combination of the words Slop, and October

1. Happy Sloptober!
2. Yo bro it’s sloptober i’m trying to get with this broad for it

3. Would you help me have a happy sloptober?

by octoberissloptober October 2, 2023

Charlie Simpter

Charlie Simpter (or Sumpter) is a massive simp for a girl that he says has weird hair now. His last name Simpter is derived from him being a big simp.

Yo are yo Charlie Simpter?

No im not a simp

by Netcablr6169 March 15, 2020

Super Simptember

Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.

John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."

by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020