Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

Saloni

Means beautiful and nice in hindi.

Shes so saloni and kind!

by qqwe February 20, 2011

shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Aw yeah October 14, 2003

Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013

King Kong Shlong

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021