Sidejack

Masturbating using only one arm in a very animated fashion while laying on your side. This renders the other arm useless.

"Did you see Jer on the floor while those two chicks were getting it on?"

"Yes. Leave it to him to sidejack in public"

by Side Jack The Ripper March 15, 2011

sidetracked

adj:
to become extremely impaired to the point of rambling about several different topics at once or in quick succession

so high, you keep changing subjects without realizing it

"Man, this shits got me sidetracked ...."

by acestoner January 28, 2008

sidecracked

Very similar to sidetracked but only occurs when one is very high on some form of stimulants.

I been trying to get by yo place, just kept gettin sidecracked

by barbjus December 4, 2007

sidetracked

Social context: Meet (as in see again/ or for the first time) a person who you don't really appreciate being with, and getting stuck with him/ her.

Jonathan, Mark and Darriel are waking towards the balcony in a party. On the way, Darriel is spotted by her high-school colleague, who is a nerd (while Darriel is really cool) and she HAS to talk to her for a while.
Once in the balcony, Mark says:
- Hey, where is Darriel??
Jonathan: She got sidetracked!

by Leonardo ST August 18, 2009

Sidecracked

While being high on meth starting one job and never finishing that job cause u start another 10 jobs while doing the first one

Bro wat are u doing u were meant to be cleaning the house not fixing your bike!! U got sidetracked didn't you!

You got sidecracked again didn't you !! I been waiting for you for 3 hours now u said 10 mins!!

by pappawally December 11, 2021

Sidetwacked

A person who cannot stay on task ever for one reason or the other

Dude, did you see Roger last night? I heard he’s still sidetwacked this morning

by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.

Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.

by AEKBD December 15, 2008