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Shronk

Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.
Are you ready to pray to shronk?” “Yes, bröther.”
by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018
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Shronk

Shronk is god
by Suck my lemons March 9, 2020
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Shwonga

Shwonga is an adjective -" It is someone who has moments of uncertainty , And moments that they don't remember ."
"You such a shwonga , i can't deal! "
by Minecraft ... Noob June 29, 2021
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shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
by jeru411 October 12, 2005
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Shronk

A beautiful creature that lives on Mount Olympus with Zeus and his gang gang. He took over as the god king after the others saw his true form. Shronk is a savior he saved a young child from getting pushed off a mountain. Then he turned into the world's most practiced religion. With 6 billion people worshipping him every day. Shronk is unstoppable.
Tom: Hey you worship shronk too right?

Brad: Hell yeah! Who doesn't?
by SHRONK_THE_WALK January 1, 2020
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Shwoonk

The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.
Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.
by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022
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Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.
Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.
by eatassIdo November 21, 2018
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