shwasty

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

Shwartzing

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005

shwastypants

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

by you would like to know July 18, 2006

shwappy

a word generally used when describing something, usually food, that is of substandard quality

We were out drinking and needed to get food in us before crashing so we went to Denny's- so shwappy, but it was the only place open at 2am

by a Celt called Jess July 2, 2007

Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

shwaste bin

a garbage bin designated for throwing up in, post-drinking session

Jim's had a little too much to drink; better put the shwaste bin next to his bed.

by Rm. 404B July 1, 2010

Shwapple

A drinking game involving a tennis (Shwap) ball and a group of people standing in a circle. You must hold your drink in your dominant hand and you bounce the ball to each other in attempt to make your opponents bobble or drop the ball. Each time you make an error, you must drink. If Person A bounces the ball to Person B, and Person B makes a catch using another part of their body other than their hand, then Person A must chug the rest of his or her drink and everybody else chants, "Shwapple" repeatedly. #Shwapple

Participants are encouraged to create their own rule system

"Hey Bro... are you trying to go to that Shwapmeet later?"

"Got Shwap?"

"Dude! You will never guess what happened! We were shwappin it up at Frodo's and Mike Tyson came over to get his shwap on!"

"Let's play Shwapple."

by anonymous April 29, 2013