Helen: "What happened last night, I don't remember anything"
Candice: "Uhh you were the shwaste"
Helen: "Ahh that must be why my ass hurts"
Candice: "Uhh you were the shwaste"
Helen: "Ahh that must be why my ass hurts"
by HelCan August 28, 2007
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(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".
Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.
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