the shrekoning

when ones ass is torn by the almighty prince charming, it summons the almighty amazing lord Shrek with a loud and mighty roar.

guy 1 "ow my ass hurts!"

guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"

by the shrekt October 22, 2014

The Shrekening

When you get more thirsty than your body can keep up with and pretend to be anally penetrated by a cartoon, usually Shrek.

Zayne was so desperate, he was giving himself The Shrekening.

by BrazzersBananas August 16, 2015

shrekning

the day when the overlord shrek destroys the world. The mighty ogre will come down from the sky and break shit.

dude, you insult me now, but wait for the shrekning. I will be a king by his side.

by The nightwing April 10, 2015

shrecking

hating on some thing, particularly rap or hip hop music

why you shrecking man

by shreck May 18, 2011

Spreckoning

A lame word meaning talking (only used by losers and people that have no friends)

tyler: hey so I was spreckoning last night
canegirl: wow did you rly use that word? I'm not gonna be friends with you anymore

by moodyjames August 29, 2009

spreckoning

to chat or speak in a casual manner

Tyler and Paul are spreckoning about today's events.

by canegirl11 August 25, 2009

Shreckenfaggot

A flaming faggot whose name is generally John. He Drives a big truck used for compensation of his small penis.

RACIST FUCK SHRECKENFAGGOT

by olawdsimblack May 29, 2011