shrape

The portmanteau of "shit" and "rape" which describes the act of taking a crap so thick and hard that your asshole hurts as though you've been angrily raped by your own shit.

Argh, oh my god! It hurts! I'm getting shraped. I think my asshole is bleeding! My shit's so hard. I gotta lay off the iron pills and eat more fiber.

by themiffinman October 23, 2014

Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.

I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."

by toilet_bound September 14, 2013

shrapnel

a) the remnants of an explosion.
b) Sharp metal contained in an expendable shell, released via explosion to inflict damage mainly to humans. See Anti-personel
c) Loose change of little value

I've been shrapnel'D

A:Got any money?
B:Just shrapnel.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Shapleplumped

Flabbergasted

- I was shapleplumped when I reached into my pocket and couldn't find the keys.

by Ultimaker January 8, 2017

Shrape

What happens when you step into a swamp and get raped by an ogre. Not just any ogre but by Shrek

This Ogre Can Shrape

by Investigate311_Not911 October 9, 2018

slut shrapnel

Facial piercings, often indicative of the loose nature of the wearer

Guy 1: "Hey check out that chick!"
Guy 2: "The one with the slut shrapnel?"

by DMMD May 15, 2008