shower

An excuse to cover up masturbation

MOM:DINNER!
KID: Not now mom! im taking a shower!

by Dude2012789 February 26, 2008

Shower

Something you have in your house now go find it

I need a shower

by Mlg meme star August 4, 2016

Shower

A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.

See also: grower

My penis is a shower.

by Ross W December 14, 2003

Shower

A bunch of hot water hitting your body for a long period of time.

shower

by vickayyyy March 9, 2010

Shower

Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.

Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.

by Tomfaptom July 12, 2009

shower

When a man already already has a big penis when flaccid, but when they have an erection it doesn't grow much larger.See grower

I know a man who is a shower, and his wife loves it.

by Jason Savage January 6, 2007

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

by variari October 8, 2019