shovel

1. Something which is useful for removing particles from body parts, such as removing sand from ones vagina

Helen: Jackie, my arm's getting tired!
Jackie: Awww, does someone need a shovel?

by Briman007 April 10, 2008

shovel

A really stupid asian.

They are called shovels because apparently their faces were flattened with the front of the shovel and their eyes were scraped with the sides. I don't mind the asian people but the ones that are completely clueless and spend all their time studying are gay. It also goes with out saying that shovels tend to be fresh off the boat and like to hunt and trap the neighborhood kitty cats for dinner.

Shovel: Hey Lucy Lui, want to go to Chinatown and get some Won Ton?

Shovel 2: No way Guy Ding, we study. We study now or we end up like stupid American hoe.

by Chi Town John Doe April 2, 2008

shovel

A shovel is the tool used to "dig."

Commonly used in slang as a term for understanding (asking someone if they understand what you have just said): "you digg?" or "ya digg?"

Now, instead of using the old "ya digg?" saying people are switching it over to "you shovel?" or "ya shovel?"

I'm going to Alife to pick up some sneakers, ya shovel?

by PuertoStud May 19, 2007

shovel

a best friend; pal; buddy

well meet mr. shovel

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

shovel

noun: Digby
verb: To Walk Digby

Lets go shoveling!

by APoC February 26, 2003

Shoveler

A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated

Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad

by Shovelove July 13, 2015

Shovelate

to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel

Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!

by Rand December 28, 2003