shortcat

Longcat's evil twin brother. Usually found hiding in the small-sized fry wrappers at places such as McDonalds.

Now for my fr... OMGZORS!!11!!1 SHORTCAT IS IN MY FRIZORS!!11!!!1!!!one

by Coljzors July 22, 2008

shortcat

When your cat is randomly walking all over your keyboard and finds keyboard shortcuts you never even knew existed.

The cat deleted some files on my desktop today just sitting on the keyboard! What a shortcat!

by Ithomash January 17, 2013

Shortinated

A slang term allowing for a new word to be created by both shortening two words, and then having those two shortened sections in a combination which makes them appear legitimate.

Shortinated is an example of a word which has been Shortinated

by I'm Ron Burgundy?? October 29, 2010

shortian

A bad to the bone short kid that so happens to be savage af. Shortians do sometimes get harassed because of there not so intimidating size. Short Ian's can hold him/her self up in a fight and has an easy cheap shot advantage so don't try to fight them.

a shortian is a lad that is 5 foot or shorter and has to be somewhat savage

by Shortian leader July 8, 2017

shartkat

little bitch

cool guy: wow shartkat is a little bitch
other chad: so true

by snoopdoggreal June 21, 2021

shartkat

shartkat was born in the year 69AC (after cum) and runs a homestuck Instagram account. He is very gay and loves men and big boobs.

wow have you heard of shartkat?? He is so hot

by shartkat June 21, 2021

Stortinated

For an idea to be stopped by an evil racist music department director

“Don’t talk to Storti or you will get Stortinated”

by Ghosties Badussy November 16, 2021