shoekake

a bukake on the feet

meg went to a shoekake event

by Psychomaniac66 August 30, 2018

Shortcake Heaven

Emilija's Prostitution business. Includes strawberry shortcake.

Boy: hey have you heard of shortcake heaven. It's literally the best
Boy 2: Yeah!! It is the best. I lovvveee strawberry shortcake

by ALLLVVVIIINNNNNN January 13, 2020

shortcakewh0re

an amazing person in general

is really cool

now kiss their hand

A: “did you hear that shortcakewh0re changed their username to atsushiswh0re?”

CYZ: “no, but i will note that.”

by ringting April 17, 2021

Strawberry Shortcake

A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.

I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.

by faq u April 15, 2006

Reverse strawberry shortcake

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.

So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.

by Tronixx August 23, 2007

Strawberry Shortcake

1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.

The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.

by Maroniak October 21, 2010

shootcakes

means to say a less intense form of "shit"...also a politer way when around adults who may not want u to cuss

man 1-did u just see that fine girl walk by?
man 2-Shootcakes! where?

or

mother-son did you do ur hw
son-shootcakes...naw ill do it now

by dace12 June 26, 2008