shog

dog shit

Etymology: a euphemism derived from the spoonerized and abbreviated original term: dog shit = shog dit = shog.

First used in the early 1970s by the author's mum, the phrase was often to be heard whilst out walking, due to the propensity for one's shoes to find the aforementioned medium with frightening regularity.

NOTE: The event is often followed by a ritual display that could easily be confused with the Michael Jackson 'moonwalk' as the victim utilizes the nearest grass verge in order to remove as much 'shog' as possible.

'Look out for that shog!'

'I knew it. He's gone right in that shog!'

'Oh God, you've got shog everywhere again!'

by Arthur Damage April 4, 2007

shog

something that's between a snog and a shag, aka a shog

1.here mate, fancy a shog?
2. shog with w-dawg

by lottie1915 December 21, 2007

shog

A cross between a shark and a frog.

Jaws the cute and cuddly froggy.

by He who likes Bukkake February 6, 2005

shog

n. Of Stewartian origin

1. A type of dog which is somewhat fluffy and/or has the appearance of wearing a moustache.

Shoggey

adj.

1. Of living creatures, to resemble a fluffy dog i.e having a large hairy face.

With his impressive moustache, Max the Yorkshire Terrier was the quintessential shog.

The old man may have been drunk and soaked in his own urine, but his shoggey appearance endeared him to all.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

shog

Shog - the combination of shopping and blogging. Why shop online when you can Shog online?

Why shop online when you can Shog online?

by King Pepper May 28, 2006

Shog

An expression used when someone lives in a shit hole house

"have you seen where nell lives?"
"it's such a shog"

by emmalanglois May 18, 2020

Shogging

Sharing the shower with another and they are hogging all the space or warm water.

Stop shogging, I need to rinse my face to get the soap out of my eyes!

The other day my wife shogged me and I ended up late for work with conditioner still in my hair.

by MercyB March 1, 2009