Shmortuna

Somebody who is being annoying, but you still out up with them nevertheless

"Hey dude, wanna play football?"
"Nah bro, you were being a real shmortuna yesterday"
"Oh, my bad bro"

by Shmortuna March 17, 2021

Shmorange

Extreme love. Love between couples that are PERFECT for each other.

"Hey did you hear? Jeffrey told Hannah that he Shmoranges her! That must mean that they will last forever!"

by In Shmorange June 20, 2009

shmort

a smorgasbord of migdets

casting for willy wonka and the chocolate factory oompa loompas. shmort

by shmortsalot March 22, 2009

shmortle

When you pop a shmort in the middle of the street and an onlooker gelps.

Tom: Shit man did you hear how Ron shmortled the other night?

Larry: Fuck man, what a savage.

by Shmortimer February 26, 2017

Shomrat

A badass . Thinks he have a great personality but not true. He thinks he is attactive and crush of girls. But mostly insulted by girls.

Man: hi sweetee?
Woman: dont be a shomrat

by Drakula_dren June 12, 2019

shmolatile

something that's volatile, but only approximately, hence shmolatile.

Sodapop: The situation with the Greasers is shmolatile.

by sodapop_darryl April 8, 2019

shmortled

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.

Time to get shmortled

by MrSquash November 19, 2020