Shmoffel

The act of wafting a smell inwards towards your nasal passage to evaluate and appreciate it.

Hey Evan, Stop shmoffeling your own fart!!

by KingSmoffel December 26, 2021

shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008

shmoifed

Being high as balls stoned baked faded

Jaxon: Yo bro, Brandon is so shmoifed.

Joey: I know, he smoked 5 bowls from that bong.

by W0lfG0d April 15, 2019

shmiffel tag

shmiffel tag is a very good game of tag but its not your regular game of tag when you get tagged the previous tagger will yell the name of who got tagged BUT not the real name of the new tagger the nickname of the new tagger so people will know and then you will run and you have to juke the person that is tagged then when you do the tagger must then be froze for 10 seconds when he gets froze he does a bad dance then he has a dance ball he throws the dance ball at someone they have to run and dance

HEY JAMAL-Tyler WHAT-Jamal LETS PLAY SHMIFFEL TAG-Tyler OK-Jamal

by creator of games April 14, 2022

Shoffee

The making of and/or drinking of coffee that is by all intents and purposes, shitty.

Shitty Coffee

"Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"

by Mike747 October 13, 2009

flogger shnoffer

one who floggs anothers shnoffer...
in other words likes to do the naughty
a.k.a. amanda- my dirty friend who is such a whore

What a flogger shnoffer, that darn Amanda, get off of Eader!!!!

by Sara Deason March 28, 2004

shmoff

a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult

1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff

by the infamous burninator and guy le douche April 22, 2004