Smilies

Slang for "curb stomp". Gangster move that consists of putting someone's face against a hard surface and stepping on the back of their head, thereby damaging their teeth (and probably a lot more)

If that boy don't pay up, he be gettin' some smilies from big Al.

by DJKham August 17, 2008

smilies

Alternative term for Ecstasy.

"Dude, you got the smilies?"
"Nah braheim, I only got the munchies."

by XeroCint January 22, 2010

Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:









:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009

smilkies

Excessively large, and usually sloppy, tities. Although traditionally white in color, "Smilkies" can come in all flavors (e.g. Chocolate smilkies)

Hey, check out those smilkies on Lindsay Lohan

by Lindsay Lohan November 3, 2004

shinkies

euphemism for the word "shit", used in every colloquial form that the word shit, or crap, is used. Generally not used to refer to actual merde.

Ah, shinkies, I left my keys. In there. With the monster. Crap.

by grim_jim_twilley September 1, 2010

Silkies

a pair of metallic gym shorts most likely to be used as pajamas.

all my boxers are dirty so I free balled in my silkies.

by DoodyDudeson March 27, 2011

Similies

Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007