Shmerbert

the act of pursing one's lips on someone else's navel and blowing, thus making a "bvvvrrrrtt" noise.

He woke her up with a shmerbert, because it was more innocent than motorboating.

by Kit Scrimshaw February 14, 2021

shmernered

1. in between emotions of confusion and calm

2. the stunned look when you havent yet figured out what you are looking at

she's sort of the more shmernered one, the one sort of calmish

by cristinah July 22, 2023

Shmermer

Shmermer is a nonsensical word used to express any suppressed emotion you may have. It is most commonly used to express frustration in a situation. Can also be used to fill awkward silences.
May also be conveniently shortened to Shmer

I don't want to go to school today...Shmermer!!

*awkward silence*...shmermer?

*enter a room* Shmermer!

by The UN February 10, 2010

Shmegger

A skinny man with a hunch back, very long and sharp chin, big and angular nose, usually dark hair and long pointy fingers reaching out at you. Usually yelling something to the degree of “COME HERE YA FUCKING” with a extremely raspy yet high pitched voice. Something similar to the voice you would hear when playing Cod Zombies and you get a instakill.

So I was walking down the streets of Paris last night and out of the ether came a conniving shmegger and he chased me while yelling “COME HERE YA FUCKING”

by Absurdwords July 19, 2022

Shmegger

Shmegger is a combination of the words; Shekel mugger jewish nigger.
a black person who will try to manipulate you with jewish magic so he could rob you of your shekels (money).

Shmeggers: Oh LOAAARD, Oh Jesus THEEE LOARD NEEDS YOUS TO BUY OUR CDS OH LOAARD
Me: Shut up you stupid shmeggers!

by Bran Star January 9, 2018

shmurger

noun. What you eat when you're feeling shmee.

After a long night of drinking, nothing tastes better than a shmurger.

by Hook222 June 25, 2006

Shmernered

Shmernered was created by the Diekmeyer family kids in Chateauguay, Quebec, Canada in 1973 when the were attempting to describe the facial expressions of someone displayed in a cartoon.

A shmernered person lacks facial expression, is in-between emotions and either in disbelief of what’s happening or displaying a somewhat bored, neutral look or hypnotic look.

Shmernered, Ferris Bueller’s teacher looks like he wishes he was anywhere else in the universe as he takes attendance in front of a class of completely uninspired, half-asleep students.

by anonymous November 21, 2024