Shmegster

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat

Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!

by Shmegs January 30, 2020

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Shmessy

messy shade

Kenya brought Cookie Lady to lunch to ambush Tanya about her about the boyfriend's dalliances. "that's some fucked up Shmessy, girl" Cynthia said, which then caused a fight with Kenya.

by Uncle Joosie February 17, 2020

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Shmess

A short dress often confused for a shirt and interchangeable as a shirt or a dress. However, not all girls can pull off this itinterchangeable piece . shmess originated the summer of 2007 somewhere between atlantic city and the delaware river.

Is this a shirt or a dress? Ummmm...shmess.

by Andrea Wingman May 12, 2008

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Shmecsy

SH MEK SEE
1. A person who half-human half-sheep and is sexy
2. A sheep who is sexy
3. Secsy

1.“hey dude that’s one of the most shmecsy asses out there”

2. “Your half-sheep half-human gf be so shmecsy bro”

3. “Girl, you shmecsy AF”

by Konnichiwa_amigos February 5, 2020

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Shmemories

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.

I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.

by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

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