Sheems 

Two duplicates with peculiar shaped coconut heads. Usually revert to large groups and make little to no contact with each other unless alone.

Ross and Gary Sheems

Sheems by RobertoCalzo January 29, 2012

Sheems 

Sheems is legit. Sheems is someone you want to be friends with because she will always have your back. She is smart in school and has high goals for herself, she wont be let donw in life. She makes you feel better no matter what and i love her.

Sheems is my sister <3

Sheems by ning&ging April 20, 2010

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana

Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

sheets and funnel by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017

Butt Sheets 

Underwear.

Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.

Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.

Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.

Butt Sheets by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

monkey sheets 

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

monkey sheets by Telephony February 15, 2020

Satin Sheets 

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.

Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!

Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016

Swindle sheets 

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005