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Shlomo

1. An idiot who won't recognize he has not yet understood your side of the argument.

2. Somebody who is very arrogant and stupid, yet he will not ask for further explanation out of pride.
3. A douchebag that has a hard time understanding things. From the conjunction if the words "Shmuck" and "Slo-Mo" (as in Slow Motion) because he is arrogant and slow (from the understanding approach).
"If you didn't understand any of the previous definitions and pretend to understand not to be embarrased by asking, beware, you might be a Shlomo"

- "And I kept trying to explain to him that every time he blocks my driveway I am late for work, but he wouldn't understand"
- "What a Shlomo"
by fartyman2 April 22, 2010
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Shlomo

Someone who is a Shlomo is a person that plays keyboard too much, gets all the ladies on his dick, and has an orange crotch
Jaquafius: man, is that guy a Shlomo?
Jerrold: naw man, his crotch is black!

Jaquafius: damn Shlomo is a good keyboarder!

Shlomo: grrrrrrrr
by Jaquafius January 11, 2021
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Shlomo

Someone named shlomo is usually an amazing dancer, super outgoing, gets all the girls, is an absolute legend, crackhead, super sexy, absolutely ripped and is just an amazing guy! If your name is shlomo you usually have all these traits
Yoooooo you’re shlomo?!!! Omgggg we gotta go out sometime!

Yoooooo you’re shlomo?!!! Broooo could I get a selfie
by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 2, 2021
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Shlomo

Fukin sexy af. And is totally better than most other jewish names
Shlomo from waaaaay down town baaaaaang!!!!!!!!
by Ytt11 June 3, 2020
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Pulled a Shlomo

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there
by Mangathings March 20, 2023
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Global Shlomo

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.
That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.
by Volksgeist July 21, 2018
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Shlomo Sixt

A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.
"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!
by Sharone B January 28, 2009
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