Any kid who is:
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*
Shittles: How do you do it?
*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*
Zach: You hit it with a hammer.
Shittles: Really?
Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.
Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!