Getting diarrhea and then shitting all over your partner's face. Eating several Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell can greatly enhance the experience.
My favorite sexual maneuver is the San Diego Shitstorm, although cleaning up afterwards can be quite time consuming.
by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
"He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive"
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
by Caligola April 5, 2017
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A course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.
by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003
Get the shitstorm mug.A shitstorm refers not to one bad thing happening, but to many bad things happening in a short period of time. Usually describes many unlucky, sad or just awful events pertinent to the person speaking.
by SPLIT_FTW July 30, 2008
Get the Shitstorm mug.The chemical result when a person stays in tight quarters smoking cigarettes, never bathing, and passing gas. The smoke, dead skin cells, and the gas achieve cold fusion and become something that cannot be washed out or eliminated from clothing.
by WishingWellJulie September 22, 2016
Get the shitsmoke mug.(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!
by Austin Pealy October 12, 2016
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