Shitzophrenia 

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.

Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022

shitzophrenia 

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

shitzophrenia by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

Shitzophrenia 

(Noun) Informal medical name for severe diarrhoea especially the explosive liquid kind that sprays the toilet bowl.

Hey Junaid, I heard you were diagnosed with a case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by Juna358 April 4, 2019

schitzophrenic 

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

schitzophrenic by Próff April 27, 2017

Shitzophrenia 

When you randomly shit on someone.

That person uses to much shitzophrenia

Shitzophrenia by Enjeru June 20, 2007

Shitzophrenic 

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

Shitzophrenic by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

Shitsophrenia

A condition where you poop so much you start hallucinating

Man, last night I crapped so hard I thought I saw my dead cat. Now I’m afraid I have shitsophrenia.

Shitsophrenia by Roachnutt March 25, 2023