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Slutmuffin

1. Term used to describe a seemingly innocent girl that turns into a freak as soon as the lights go out.

2. Promiscuous pastry.
"Sarah is my little slutmuffin"

"Is that slutmuffin felching the shortcake!?"
by vmr2009 November 3, 2009
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slutmuffin

Slutmuffin is the compound of two words slut and muffin. May be used as a term of endearment between friends or lovers.
May be used as a compliment.
The female version of studmuffin.
Can be used to describe a woman who is outwardly very sweet, but has a very sexy side behind closed doors,
or someone who is outwardly both very sweet and very sexy.
Rarely used as an insult because of the cuteness of the term.
I love you my little slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin you are so sexy!
My girl is a total slutmuffin.
Did you see that slutmuffin? I'd totally tap that!
That Librarian is cute, I bet she is a total slutmuffin.
by Alexandria Slutmuffin May 16, 2007
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shagmuffin

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.
i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate
by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007
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SirMuffinMan

1. Australian for beer.

2. The legendary Sasrobin slayer.
Krings: I could really use an ice cold SirMuffinMan right about now.
Kevin: IAWTC
Krings: You and I both.
by Gabba March 17, 2005
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SHAGMUFFIN

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex
1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"
by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008
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shit muffin

1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.
1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.

2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.
by crackrabbit January 1, 2005
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shitmuff

a name for really stupid cops...or cops who are not stable enough to be a cop
officer strout is a shitmuff
by homerun derby May 10, 2010
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