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Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.
by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011
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holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011
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ShitMonger

One who mongs in shit, who is surrounded by shit, and possibly they are shit too.
My good sir, you are a ShitMonger.
by Markle February 26, 2003
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shitmunk

when you shit in a womans mouth and her cheeks puff out like a cute chipmunk.
I just pulled a shitmunk on some chic, then I punched her in the face, and she became a mud bitch.
by eddie the wordsmith September 8, 2011
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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of
*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?
by NJC March 29, 2005
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Shitmon

A slang created by critics in the Pokémon community, used to express distaste, when Pokémon designs in a newer generation are lackluster.
Elitist Pokémon fanboy: Coalossal should have evolved into a locomotive train!
Pokémon Hater: Yeah thanks to James Turner... the art director of Pokémon SWSH, we have another poor rip off of Magmortar. Coalossal is a shitmon.
by Pokémon Hater April 25, 2022
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