A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.
Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011
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Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?
Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
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Get the shitmunk mug.a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.
b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .
c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .
c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey
a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game
b.) A Mime
c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex
d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game
b.) A Mime
c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex
d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.
**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?
**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?
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Elitist Pokémon fanboy: Coalossal should have evolved into a locomotive train!
Pokémon Hater: Yeah thanks to James Turner... the art director of Pokémon SWSH, we have another poor rip off of Magmortar. Coalossal is a shitmon.
Pokémon Hater: Yeah thanks to James Turner... the art director of Pokémon SWSH, we have another poor rip off of Magmortar. Coalossal is a shitmon.
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