shitpinion

Expressing an irrational opinion on the subject or noun with no solid experience to back it up

“Dark Souls2!?!? that game is trash” Oh never mind him, that’s just Kevin expressing his shitpinion.

by Hey-Zues Christ June 13, 2019

shitkin

a creature of the night that ventures out between the hours of 9pm and 4am, looking for mate to unleash her growler. Often goes for over three months without mating and can can be very aggressive at these time. Areas of the body tend to get sensitive, usually around the hind leg knee joints. touch with caution. not easy to train cannot usually be kept as a pet.

Rarrr cuz theres a shitkin on heat over there go stroke its knees...

by anon98whatever November 10, 2011

shitknife

A rank shit smell so overwhelmingly powerful that it eviscerates natural olfactory functioning by searing the nasal cavities with a pungent stench concoction similar to that of rotten eggs, burning tires, and scorched hair.

You better stop eating those spicy burritos cuz I'm having bitches over later and I don't want you to shitknife.

by Christian 'Inflamed Bowels' Hunold September 18, 2008

shitinitske

To be used in place of the word "shit" but in a "superhero" sort of way.

Holy Shitinitske Batman, that was frickin' awesome!

by speedreamon September 1, 2011

Shitmining

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

by Bloodypete November 20, 2020

shitmining

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

by Elzeebub November 20, 2020

Shitskinined

The act of "69ing" while one or more party members are actively defecating.

Bro I had to shit so bad, but my girl was impatient so we full on shitskinined last night.

by ChodyMcChode May 12, 2022