shitious

The feeling of not feeling so good. Feeling shitty but with a more sophisticated expression.

After eating that McDirty Burger, Tom is feeling quite shitious.

by Paul H. January 5, 2009

Shitcom Syndrome

Much like stockholm syndrome (where kidnap victims feel loyal to their abductors), SHITCOM SYNDROME happens when a bad sitcom is thrust upon the viewing public so much it ends up being very popular, battering them into submission until it is named 'The Nation's No. 1 comedy show'

Two and a Half men - broadcast in many countries more than 3 times a week - we don't have a chance!!

'Man, I think I've got Shitcom Syndrome, I laughed at Two and Half Men last night'

'Oh my God, flagellate yourself with the Tv guide quick!'

by 10B-D December 23, 2009

Shitism

Shitism is a political and economic theory where you make money by taking shit's everyday inside a toilet, were the shit inside goes into the sewers, scans the shit to see if its actual shit or not by testing it with some automatic machine DNA cum shit 2.0 thing, then takes that shit, turns into real money and turns into a $10 dollar bill and sends it right up the toilet where the hole is. The money you make from the shit only goes to you and nobody else unless if you decide if you want to share the $10 dollar bill. -Shabaan

I love shitism, it's the best way to make money by taking shits everyday!

Niggaman: Wow this is so useful! I can't wait to take shits now!

by I love to shit May 26, 2021

shitiot

A complete and utter moron. One who is stupid. Often one so stupid, they are compared to human feces.

Hey shitiot, get off the grass.

by Strongbad February 9, 2003

shitsomnia

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

Shitom

One word - "Boss"

He's the ultimate cool dude you wanna be with. Having a bad day? Look for him, stay with him, end up having a smile on your face =)

- Hey man what's good?
- I don't know, feeling kinda down today =/
- Let's go meet Shitom then!

- Oh yeah! :D

by ayyowassup June 11, 2013

shitimat

A beautiful town on the coast of bc, where people flock to and cant seem to get away from. AKA a shit hole Also where the pony pounder and the most beautiful people in the world are from

Dude its a shit hole.. dude its shitimat!

by cornhole27 April 29, 2014