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Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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shithammer

Verb, to shithammer.
To accomplish something by brute force, without planning, elegance, or rework.

Often heard in IT organizations when referring to computer code that was poorly designed, and in need of drastic re-writing.
Those guys never think about what they're doing, they just shithammer their code into production.
by Ch April 24, 2004
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shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person
1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.
by niiien March 13, 2010
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shitfacer

Shitfacer is a term derived from the actions of one notably unscrupulous, shitfaced, and lascivious, young man that attends college in Newport Rhode Island. The term has been used as an adjective, noun, verb and in a variety of contexts. The term has been extrapolated to include many other prefixes to the suffix "facer". i.e. Stonefacer, Whorefacer, STDfacer, Spicfacer, "____"facer.
"Hey Pat, can you believe what shitfacer did last weekend?"

"Watch out for that driver, total shitfacer..."

"Hahaha, look at this stonefacer special, totally enamored by the all you can eat buffet!"

"Dude, look at the kid falling all over that girl, total shitfacer"

"Dude, that whorefacer def looks like an STDfacer"
by WestCoastWorder October 13, 2011
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Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--
by bunny f December 9, 2010
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shitdickery

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole
Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.
by J. Infantine July 31, 2008
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Shitfuckery

Majorly screwed up dealings to the point of absolute chaotic disaster due to incompetence and ignorance of other people.
Jeez what a day, non stop shitfuckery.
by Diamondspls July 13, 2020
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