shitsqueak

A passing of gas; essentially a fart, while in the midst of taking a large and strenuous dump.

I was taking a crap the other day, and MAN did I have a bad case of the shitsqueaks.

by Mike Seguin May 17, 2006

shitiquette

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

by Neologizer March 15, 2010

Nyquil Shitsquat

When you get out your Roomba ( obviously full battery ). Chug a full bottle of Nyquil; strip down ( obviously ) and proceed to shit on it. Next, open your apartment door and turn your Roomba on. You will then assume the sumo position and follow it to its destination. While this is going on YOU will be masturbating. The goal is to come in front of the Roomba before you pass out. If the Roomba arrives and stalls out in front of another tenants door; chances are they will let you in simply due to shock in the position you're in. Force yourself in and continue. The goal is to cum before the police arrive or you pass out.

I was trying to recover from Covid; and took a bunch of Nyquil. Ended up doing the usual Nyquil Shitsquat.

Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.

by SuckPocket July 23, 2022

Shitesaber

Another term for poop knife. The knife designated for chopping up terds that would otherwise surely clog the toilet.

Oh man. That’s never gonna flush. Time to break out the trusty Shitesaber.

by Charley Cholo June 26, 2021

Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

sumitesque

1. really, really stupid.
2. dressed like a prick.
3. characterized by spontaneous mumbling of nonsense.
4. pessimistic.
5. bad at doing everything, with the exception of playing cricket (which is only speculative).
5. lame.

"That turd on the floor is very sumitesque."

"My girlfriend has syphilis. How sumitesque!"

by sumit sucks October 27, 2011

scatesque

to be scat like, shitty, crap, etc.

that hair do is very scatesque

by dev October 26, 2004