shitbat

A stronger form of dingbat.

I don't trust either of you two shitbats.

by anonymous January 1, 2004

shitbat crazy

Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.

My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.

by parallel_master December 8, 2017

shitbot

A lousy machine learning-based natural language programming interface or a garbage human whereby you cannot tell if it is a really bad program or just a garbage human. Occasionally used as an insult for computer science types that have low emotional intelligence and when communicating can be difficult to tell if the person is human or just a shitbot. Often judged by the lower quality version of the Turing test known as the Tourettes test, whereby a person is asked to determine if the bot can be distinguished from a person with Tourettes syndrome.

Ex 1:
Amazon's new customer service representative bot seems to need some work. Yeah, it is a shitbot.

Ex 2:
"You needa get a move-on belta loada." - Alice

"Okay, shitbot." - Claude S.

Ex 3:

"OpenAI's hype machine is on full blast again. They even managed to get a bunch of puff pieces in the NYT. Unfortunately, GPT-3 is at best a shitbot."

by prawnking December 14, 2020

shitobat

a harp like instrument made from 2x4's and wire. small pieces of metal are connected to the 2x4 and rest against the wire to make a great sound when you pluck the wire

that kid is amazing at playing the shitobat

by Ginger Anonymous January 12, 2006

Shitcoat

An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.

"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"

"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"

by Captain Mauser January 8, 2022

shitbooty

when your taking a fat one it it splats on your ass (wtf?)

Jimmy: i just had a shitbooty man..
Micheal: why are you telling me this

by IOKGTL,F.C February 15, 2022

shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009