Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!

*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.

by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

stomping shit attack

When a highly agitated person strips down naked and appears to be running in place while shitting, and stomping, all while crying hysterical and shouting clean it up !

Clean it !!!!!! Clean it now you fucking bitch I’m having a stomping shit attack !!!!!! FUCK IT !!!!!!!

by Wowswer kabowser February 15, 2021

Shitstack

To tackle someone so hard, both the aggressor and victim land a seemingly unreasonable distance away.

Curt shitstacked him to the next block.

I will shitstack to the moon, bro.

There was a good deal of shitstacking during the football game.

by Clara Clayton April 8, 2017

shitstack

a pile of shit

Kirby worked up an appetite at the gym so he when he finished he slammed down a shitstack, even eating the curnels of corn. yummmmmm...

by robbbie is funny August 29, 2003

Shitstack

A shit large enough for two.

I just pooped a shitstack so high, it's coming out of the bowl.

by daviddeath June 21, 2014

shitstack

When many males all stack up on the shitter, each sitting on the lap of the person below them. They spread their legs and the shit falls down into the toilet.

paul, steve, mel and andrew shitstacked it together

by SteveB November 30, 2006

Shit attack

When you are sat on the toilet and attack on clash of clans

I was on the toilet and i done a shit attack

by Tarasdavid January 28, 2019