Wipeless shit

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.

"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

shit-a-wiped

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.

Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

by Lunicus January 29, 2007

Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020

shitwipe

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.

Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.

by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005