BC Shit size test

The Bleach-Chicken shit size test is a test where you take a raw chicken wing, carefully remove the bone and fill it bleach. Then staple the pocket shut and take it to the bathroom when you have to shit. After the shit you shove the wing up your ass, if your shit failed, your ass will be too tight, and will force the bleach out of the wing, making your ass and the wing the same color. If it does pass, the wing will slide right in, and your asshole should remain pinker than the wing.

Damn, Henry just plopped a steamy that passed the BC test

Wow, that was a big one, I should check if it passed the BC shit size test

Oh no, my shit didn't pass the BC shit size test, now ill never get in the big stinkers club

by Number one much June 25, 2023

shit-tested

When you take an over-the-counter COVID-19 test often purchased at stores like Walgreen’s, CVS or Target.

Dan shit-tested positive but then tested negative with the PCR test.

by chiguy09 July 30, 2021

Shit testing

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea

Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.

by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019

Survival of the Shittest

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.

The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.

by Zipdox June 20, 2018

shittest

When a bitch tries to act like a man and tries to see if he'll do ridiculous things for her or what his boundries are.

Bitch1)Baby will you hold my purse while I go flirt with another man?

Bitch2)Wow, I can't believe that so called man failed your shittest.

by innergameP April 23, 2008

shittest cunt

the shittest of all cunts

eddie: finley is the shittest cunts after he got with emily
sam:i know right

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

the shittest

Something that is the best. It is a word play on the shittiest. It is usually better than something that is the shit, but may be refered to as such.

This poster is the shittest gift I've ever gotten!

by Taylor's Bitch December 28, 2009