Shitquids

Any bowel movement that is not solid most likely caused by consuming large quantities of alcohol.

"Man I drank so much at that party last Friday, I had the shitquids for 3 days!"

by JLD719 November 24, 2009

Shitsquirt

When you really gotta shit, but you dont have time, you you do it in little squirts, pacing yourself.

i could'nt wait until the movie was over, so i shitsquirted

by Mason A April 4, 2007

Shitquid

(n.) 1) The product of diarrhea. 2) Liquid poop. 3) A very shitty person, thing or situation.

The toilet in the men's room is full of shitquid.
My dog has diarrhea. He shitquided all over the couch.
Your baby's tummy is growling. I think he might be shitquiding.
Yesterday, I had to shitquid before I left the taco place.
My boss shitquids on everyone's lunch plans.
Everything goes ass-backwards for Steve. He wishes the gods would stop shitquiding all over his life.

by LilyWolf August 7, 2023

Shitsquirt

The act of accidentally shitting while having sexual intercourse (and finishing).

"Oh, you bagged Nicole?! I heard she's a total shitsquirter!"

by bvdrx November 18, 2025