Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit.

Oh my god! That is a great shelfie, did you redecorate your bathroom?

by BaldAvenger February 23, 2014

shelfy

Used to describe a girl who has large breasts, either on their own or relative to her body. Either way, they gotta be big!

Gary: "Whoa that girl is a bit shelfy isn't she?"
Bruce: "Yeah, i know what you mean"
Gary: "I haven't seen melons like that in a while"
Bruce: "Preaching to the choir, ma man"

by Xflect January 17, 2011

Shelfie

A shelfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held smartphone and then uploaded to a social networking website, by Scottish actor Sean Connery.

"Micheline, check out thish shplendid shelfie I jusht took... damn that'sh an elegantly arched eyebrow."

by Throbbington December 12, 2013

Shelfie

When a girl sits on the edge of a counter top to get a selfie that accentuates her butt.

Did you see Becky's shelfie, she's got booty for days!

by creativedave328 May 30, 2019

Shelfie

The act of "shelving" an MDMA pill by inserting it halfway into the anus, then taking a photo of said pill while it is still poking out from the anus before fully pushing it in. Usually followed by posting the resulting photo on social networks to show how hip you are with the drug scene.

Clara: "Lets get these pills up our arses and hit the clubs!"
Ned: "Just one moment while I take a shelfie for the facebook!"

by mlabs March 10, 2015

Shelfie

The act of taking a self portrait (a selfie) whilst taking a shower. It is a shortening of a Shower Selfie

Katrina's shelfie game is weak. She does the same face and pose every time

by jonosel April 15, 2015

Shelfie

When a girl with boobs large enough to act as a shelf takes a selfie with said shelf like boobs as the main focus of the picture and uploads said picture to a social media network (e.g. Instagram, Facebook, etc.).

She takes a lot of shelfies, look at those things!

by D-mon April 29, 2013