Scrumpy for Kevo

Australian slang meaning "broken," "suspicious" or "dirty." General negative term.

I dunno mate, I took a look at the ute that bloke was selling but it was a bit scrumpy for Kevo.

by ABBOK May 6, 2011

scrumpystumps

Someone with short fat stumpy legs. Used in the 70's.

Whoa, that dude has some scrumpystumps.

by Mot Studios November 6, 2004

Scrumpy Gaming

Demoman’s Scrumpy

Scrumpy gaming TF2

HESS man dies

by Scrumpy gaming December 21, 2020

Scrumpy

An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world

Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!

by stuartking March 31, 2009

scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

by hannah.smithie May 14, 2007

Scrumpy

Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.

That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.

by TheBabyWhoSaysHelloToEveryone September 18, 2023

Scrumpy

a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in

that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down

by :o) April 25, 2003