shazzed

past tense verb.

the act of shitting and jizzing at the same time. Happens at the end of a Blumpkin, or when you witness something so amazing it blows your mind so bad you lose control over your bodily functions.

Dude, that was so amazing I actually just shazzed myself.

by Adoniram Jethro May 11, 2010

shazzer

Shazzer is a way of describing someone who shits in the shower and mushes it down with their big toe.

That guy over there is such a shazzer

by helpmegetafreeipad June 8, 2021

Shazzy

When something is shitty and snazzy, it is said to be shazzy.

The lights under Glenn’s RV were shazzy.

by Kendrickrow August 8, 2018

shazzed

state of being extremely intoxicated.

comparable to being shitfaced, but with a more positive connotation.

"Dude, I'm gettin shazzed tonight!"

"Yeah I saw him at the club, he was totally shazzed"

by John Jug February 7, 2009

shazzed

absolutely shitfaced (but with blow too so like coherent shitfaced)

was so shazzed during spring break that i pissed off the roof

by droppedouttacollege November 16, 2022

shazney

a fun replacement word for shit.

Richard: holy shazney i found a penny!

Bill: bull shazney

by chip fat machine May 20, 2008

Shazzy

Stereotypical female Aussie bogan name.

Dazza: Aye shaz giz anuva fkn beer willya

Uncle Chopchop: Allo! Allo shazzy!

by Goon1 April 8, 2004