Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

shitphobia

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

by LeonC December 15, 2002

shitophobic

A severely intense fear of weird disgusting shit.

I am SHITOPHOBIC! Weird shit is disgusting! I saw guys eating shit and that disgusts me.

by Johnny The Hammer December 20, 2013

Shawphobia

When you see someone with the last name shaw and you are afraid of them and afraid to go near them.

*Mr shaw walks up to you*

You: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME IM AFRAID OF YOU
random baka: why did u scream?

You: it’s because I have shawphobia

Random baka: oh that’s cool I do to now cause he’s scary

Jesse: I have it as well I’m very afraid of him

Sexy Ruby: purrrrr u queen. I love you Jesse let’s get married

Jesse: okay

*2 weeks later*

Jesse: I do

Church man: you man now kiss the bride

Ruby: *wees oops got a bit excited

by Sussy Ruby and Jesse lover January 6, 2023

shaftophobia

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

by Spankter April 15, 2005

sharktophobia

The fear of being eaten alive by a herd of sharks.

"Jimmy has Sharktophobia."

by Shelbo December 25, 2007

Statuphobia

The act of being made uncomfortable or morally apprehensive at the idea of two people above and below the age of 18 having sex, as in statutory

Kevin: 99.9% of America has statuphobia
John: I don't think most of America is afraid of statues
Kevin: That's megalophobia and that's a whole separate issue

by XKM July 14, 2018