noun (n.)
A state of being in which one is extremely drunk. Possibly to the extent where beginning to justify one's actions is nearly impossible.
verb (v.)
The act of intoxicating oneself to an "above average" level.
A state of being in which one is extremely drunk. Possibly to the extent where beginning to justify one's actions is nearly impossible.
verb (v.)
The act of intoxicating oneself to an "above average" level.
As a noun:
Sally: "I can't BELIEVE the things you were doing at that party last night!"
Dave: "Why? What did I do? All I know is that I was shamamahammered last night... so I can only imagine what I did."
As a verb:
"Let's get shamamahammered tonight!"
Sally: "I can't BELIEVE the things you were doing at that party last night!"
Dave: "Why? What did I do? All I know is that I was shamamahammered last night... so I can only imagine what I did."
As a verb:
"Let's get shamamahammered tonight!"
by RitaIsItalianForICE January 4, 2009
Get the Shamamahammered mug.A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use
Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015
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n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.
by the original shartman January 11, 2009
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Professor: You have 3 models and 6 drawings due in 2 weeks, but the week and half will be used to design.
Student: F.... me it must be shartmas
Student: F.... me it must be shartmas
by five percent battery left November 13, 2011
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by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022
Get the Shamamalay mug.when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.
by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012
Get the shartmark mug."I really like this shamamalay tea," said Addison.
"It's pronounced chamomile," said John, shaking his head.
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