Shartburn

The burning rectal sensation resulting from unattended or insufficient clean up after a shart.

Shouldn't have eaten that extra spicy taco, I just let go a shart. Better go for a wipe before you get shartburn.

by Spyderman69 January 24, 2014

shatburglar

Fecal matter that is hanging onto the inside wall of a toilet bowl

Well shit me...someones left a shatburglar in the toilet!

by chickengangnamstyle July 25, 2013

Shartbark

When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.

1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.

2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.

by TheNortoSaurus February 10, 2023

Shartberry

A word used when someone doesn't wanna say a cuss word and they get a bit too creative

"HOLY SHARTBERRY! I stubbed my toe!"

by anonymous September 21, 2023

shatburgler

The act of breaking and entering into a persons houses to recover fecal matter.

I swear Jimmy is a shatburgler; I always see him scoping out your bathroom.

by Brendan Sanchez May 1, 2006

shaftbury

When people come along and fuck up a situation that should be a good thing.

to shaftbury; Living in a house for free with good people that show respect to there surroundings followed by more people coming along and showing complete disrespect to the building and fucking up the final outcome of the state of the house.
To be shaftburied.

by aquwa March 31, 2009

Shartburg

(noun) a large mass of shit , presumably a shart
also to mean a large piece of shit

that has got to be the biggest shartburg i’ve ever seen.

Your acting like a real shartburg right now.

by DustyDoreeto March 22, 2022