sharkattackdan

Most hated person you will ever meet. Used against small and squeaky people.

Omg ur such a SharkattackDan

by AnakinGroundWalker November 16, 2020

Sarkattack

the feeling after eating at Sarkis, in Evanston Illinois. A feeling of joy, happiness, pain, amnesia, heartburn, nausea, and a heart attack all rolled in one.

Also applied to eating any amount of food in large quantities to the point of great pain/joy.

Graham: i got dibs on the cheesy hash

Trin: Dude im still eating it

Graham: sarks is so pro

Trin: i ate so much im havin a sarkattack

by thecommonfiasco January 24, 2010

shart attack

When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.

"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper

by FeloniousMonksGuy July 11, 2010

sharkattack (charquataque)

1. A guy, who wants to have sex (or just some kisses) with a girl, and has a behavior like a shark against other fishes; 2. Shark attack: it's like when you have one objective and you have to do something, soon as you can. So you look to the target and don't think twice.

The girl looks to you and we know what she thinking. So you have something to. Now. This is just an example about a sharkattack (charquataque).

by Domicio e Mario February 10, 2007

shart attack

That tingling sensation you get in your legs as a consequence of sitting on the toilet for too long, similar to tingling one might get in their arms as a warning of an incoming heart attack.

"Man, that was an unpleasant bathroom experience. I'm totally having a shart attack."

by JohnnyQuest August 7, 2012

Sharkattack

When you get eaten by a shark

I lost a lot of blood in my sharkattack

by Jo Mamama May 26, 2018

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019