sexophone

A loop of the saxophone solo during Moldova's performance on BBC Three's Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1. Featuring the saxophone player performing a very sexually charged dance while playing his saxophone.

Your band concert got me hornier than when I watched sexophone.

by gfdgdfgtgtg August 7, 2010

sexaphobia

the fear or phobia of engaging in sexual intercourse or activity.

she had such a sexaphobia that she was a virgin until she was 53 years old

by ichvan August 13, 2007

sexophone

That background saxophone solo that you always hear in softcore porn (and late-night HBO/Skinemax).

"Whip out your dicks, it's sexophone time."

by Hoofbites August 2, 2009

sexyphone

...self explanatory.

but, for those uneducated non-musicians... it's a word that simply defines the instrument in such a more apt way. simply because it is what makes jazz so flippin' hot! the name that should replace the term to describe the common jazz saxophone.

if you have never heard the captivating sounds of a sexyphone solo - do yourself a favour

(whilst sitting at a dingy jazz club late in the evening, with nothing to do but appreciate the smooth sounds of the tingling keys, bit o bass, and some brush that flow into your ears and forces you to tap your foot whether you want to or not, eyes almost shut... and you think that things couldn't get better... you are sweetly stirred from your musical slumber by finding yourself now tapping all three of your other limbs and even your head to acknowledge the most beautiful saxophone solo that has ever graced your ears.

you're friend next to you exclaims: 'AAAAAAaaaaaaaah! did you here that!!!' - 'yah dude! so sexy man, so sexy!'.

'hey! it should be called the 'sexyphone' from now on'

'yes.'

later in the evening - oh my word how sick was that saxophone man! 'yah bro, sexyphone'

by !Xekim. July 24, 2010

Sexphobe

a fear of sex and other sexual connonations, comments, jokes, statements and thoughts.

Please don't. I'm a sexphobe.

by oldbaby February 21, 2011

sexaphone

Puting your penis in a telephone while talking to your girlfriend. When he says "hello" you jizz right in the mouth piece and say you gave me head hoe and then hanging up and never talking to her again.

TreyQuan: Picks up phone
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch

by aretardedbox February 20, 2010

sexophobia

aversion to sex.

What type of guy are you? You are full of sexophobia.

by uttam maharjan July 7, 2010