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seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids 

you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

Seniorship 

The act of becoming friends with a senior in school, just because they are a senior and you'll never see them again.
"Are they dating?"

"Nope, she's developing seniorships with every guy for later use.."
Seniorship by keeperofdanorth October 4, 2010

seniorsexual 

a word describing an individual partaking in the disturbing act/s of having intercourse with the elderly.

-once of age, the elderly lose their male/female traits and become an entirely new sex.
"You see that 20-year-old nun making babies with that 90-year-old monk?"

"Yeah, she must be seniorsexual."
seniorsexual by j-sub! March 8, 2009
People that are fun to kick.
Let's find some seniors and use them for our soccer ball!
Seniors by MichaelJacksonIsNotDead September 16, 2019

Seniorized 

Another word for old. Describing an old person without calling them old.
Man:Dude that chick is old but i dont wanna say anything.
Chick: She's so Seniorized
Seniorized by kAyLee September 28, 2012

seniorslut 

My dad
Seniorslut is dad
seniorslut by Seniorslutsdad September 17, 2017