by GXNER October 8, 2021
Get the semtexxx mug.Refers to the result of the process by which a grenade, or ugly friend of a girl you or another wants to hook up with, develops in into a full force semtex grenade,as made popular by the Modern Warfare video game series, after someone agrees to jump on the grenade.
The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.
The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.
"Yo, did you hear Mike jumped on that grenade for Tim last night. She's a complete semtex grenade, been blowing up his phone all day."
"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."
"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
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A text message to your wife/girlfriend informing her that you will be home late for dinner as you are on the piss with the boys. She goes fucking ballistic when she gets the text.
by RonanW March 30, 2009
Get the semtext mug.A semtex grenade is the fat ugly heffer who will not let go.
The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.
The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.
The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.
The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.
:'Dude, heard you got with a grenade the other night, hard luck.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'
by rolli20 May 8, 2011
Get the Semtex Grenade mug.the name given to some one who has a really bad temper and who loses their cool quite a lot. mostly verval towards others or things but at times can be violent
while using the rfid machine it stops working. so semtex starts shouting at it, headbutting it then runs it over with a barra.
Walks about all night giving people abuse randomly.
On a bad night no 1 is safe.
under no circumstances ask to speak to his brother
Walks about all night giving people abuse randomly.
On a bad night no 1 is safe.
under no circumstances ask to speak to his brother
by weelianne August 7, 2007
Get the semtex mug.After sex, removing a condom full of JIZZ and tying a knot in it. It is then thrown at your partner while yelling "SEMTEX OUT." Hopefully it will stick to your partner for the full effect.
After Sex...
Her: OMG, That was amazing.
Him: *Throws condom at her* Semtex out!!
Her: *Sticks to forehead.
Her: OMG, That was amazing.
Him: *Throws condom at her* Semtex out!!
Her: *Sticks to forehead.
by Ham Lincoln September 22, 2019
Get the Semtex mug.1.In a bar with a rowdy manc, leaps to his feet and kicks the mancs stones out and saves the day for every one in the pub
by Kidz August 22, 2003
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